Did you know 2 puppies make twice the pee as 1 puppy? and that even though both said puppies are fixed they like to hump... and hump... and hump!
If you go through life looking for disappointments your almost sure to find them (not really a question, but more of an observation)
Why can you feel alone in a crowd? and did you know that, that is an oxymoron? (the things you learn while homeschooling)
Who stole all the fruit roll ups?